- It makes a lovely gift.
- It may contain nuts.
- Not everyone likes the coffee options.
- Old people won’t let go of them.
- Melts in the sun.
- Sometimes there’s another layer underneath the first one.
- More expensive after Brexit.
- Really tasty.
- Too much can make you sick.
- Makes you fat.
- Comes in all shapes and sizes.
- Superficially different, but all the same on the inside.
- We’d be better off without it.
- Worth a bit less after Easter.
- Bad people don’t like the dark ones.
- There’s a lot of wasted packaging.
- It’ll make your teeth fall out.
- Looks nice with a ribbon on.
- I’m always happy to have one.
- They are both featured in the film Forrest Gump.
- They are both associated with Coronation Street.
- Both are in the title of this blog.
- They are words in the English language.
- They contain both vowels and consonants.
- I regret attempting to write a list of things that link them.
- No refunds.
- People come back from holidays with them.
- Philosophers debate their meaning.
- High sugar and fat content.
- I like them.
- Enjoyed all across the world.
- You shouldn’t let anyone shame you for having one.
- At least hundreds of years old.
- Excessive amounts are bad for you.
- Gives you spots.
- Can eventually make you depressed.
- Go great with milk.
- Best stored in a cool, dark place.
- Found in abundance at airports.
- You can find the best in Belgium.
- Improves with age.
- A common craving.
- Most people only get one.
- This list is about them.
- Historically related to the Aztec Empire.
- Very romantic.
- Poets write about them.
- Can’t think of one for this number.
- This is number 49 in a list of things relating them.
- The film Amelie is kind of about them. I don’t know though, I haven’t seen it.
- Makes people happy.
- Can make you feel guilty.
- The exterior doesn’t always reflect the interior.
- Starts off well-ordered, but ends in chaos.
- Runs out eventually.
- Ultimately just a bundle of chemicals.
- Accept no substitute.
- Best shared.
- You can really overthink them.
- Can seem dark sometimes.
- Nothing to be afraid of.
- Knows no language or borders.
- Filled with fudge.
- Just a little bit chewy.
- You can’t put a bit back after you’ve taken a bite.
- Don’t bite off more than you can chew.
- Not to be taken too seriously.
- Lots of fun.
- Surprisingly expensive.
- But don’t worry about the cost.
- Sad if empty.
- Turn it upside down and everything falls out.
- Some are bigger than others.
- Don’t compare yours to anyone else’s.
- A terrible thing to lose.
- It’s never too early in the day to enjoy some.
- Pairs well with red wine.
- At Easter, the village vicar will attempt to link the two in their sermon.
- Money can help you acquire more.
- People want to know its meaning.
- Can take you by surprise.
- My guilty pleasure.
- Enjoyed all over the world.
- The source of countless arguments.
- Worth celebrating.
- Suitable for vegetarians.
- Just really nice.
- Some people spend their whole lives looking for one.
- Bad for the environment.
- Heavily taxed.
- A luxury.
- The rich have it better.
- Dogs shouldn’t eat them.
- All too fleeting.
- Unlikely to survive above 100 degrees celsius.
- Not waterproof.
It’s a Stephen King novel everyone! Yay. I actually really like Stephen King.
This book is supposed to be part of the Dark Tower series that I really love. It’s set between books five and six of the series (where’s there’s this weird unexplained shift in tone and location) – so it’s King going back and filling in a blank.
But really it’s not part of the series at all. It’s about the characters from the series hiding in some building from a storm, whilst Roland (the hero) tells them a story. That story is about him going off to kill some shape-shifting monster when he was younger. Ok, now bear with me because it doesn’t stop there.
In that story, Roland tells yet another story to some king he’s protecting. Yup, it’s story-within-a-story time! Thankfully that’s as far as it goes, Inception-wise, but it’s kinda dumb. There’s no big revelations about Roland from his past, and the bottom line story (which takes up most of the book) doesn’t really tie into anything else. It’s a nice little story by itself, but the whole framing around it is kinda pointless.
Btw, this is just a little reminder that Stephen King literally wrote himself in as a character in the Dark Tower series. Not like as a character that looks like him, but as real life horror writer Stephen King. Roland and the gang have to visit him (and save his life ofc) to stop him from stopping writing about them. Yup.
(Still recommend the entire Dark Tower series though).
So back to The Wind Through the Keyhole. Yeah it’s pretty fun. Lots of magic and stuff. If you don’t like King you won’t like this, but if you do… you probably will.
I do, so I liked it!
This post is entirely for the benefit of Matthew Mittal.
New short story here: http://myunfinishedmasterpiece.tumblr.com/post/125071416444/liar-liar-rewrite
Play I wrote here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VFYQrBCLbimLOy-ePPGyzOUM9_IVt76SPL253v2_Qqk/edit?usp=sharing
That is all thank you.
404 pages are a fun thing, right? They’re those pages you get on websites when you type the URL in wrong or there’s a dead link.
They’re a good opportunity for companies to be a bit playful, or for bored webmasters to do something interesting for once. And I’ve been doing some research on them recently and thought I’d share some of my favourites.
Basically a fun game to play ends up being ‘pick a company with a website and see what their 404 page is.’
Sadly, this doesn’t work for Twitter and Facebook – you just get some random profiles 🙁
But anyway, I’ve got a KILLER idea for a 404 for cookywook.co.uk – so stay tuned.
It’s a great time to be alive. Everything you could ever want is now available. In box form.
It all started with Graze. Healthy snacks sent straight to your door. Compellingly convenient.
Of course, Graze didn’t invent postal subscription servies. LoveFilm are due a debt of thanks too. But they don’t deliver things in boxes so let’s forget about them for a minute.
These days, it seems like you can get a box full of anything. Think of something, and there’s a box for it. Here are some of those things:
- Coffee? Try Pact.
- Clothes? Enclothed.
- Food? I use SimplyCook for dinners.
- Dog food/toys? Pooch Pack
- Weird nerd stuff? Loot Crate
- Beauty products? Birchbox
- Wax? Waxybox
- Tattoos? Tattly
- Pants? Briefd
- Beer? Beer52
The list goes on and on. And it gets really weird.
It’s interesting to look as this as the same shift we’ve seen in physical retail, viz. from an “ownership” to an “access” model. Case in point, nobody buys DVDs anymore (I hope); you just go and see what’s on Netflix and watch that. You pay Netflix every month for access to movies, relieving yourself of the burden of having to store a Netflix-sized library of physical disks in your home. Same for music with Spotify. (Woo, Spotify).
It’s almost just like adding another outgoing to your monthly budget (well, it literally is I suppose). We’re already familiar with rent, which is just access to housing as opposed to ownership. Likewise with internet, phone bills and water – we pay for access to these utilities. Annoyingly, gas/electricity is still provided by usage but I suppose that makes sense since are you physically consuming something and usage can vary drastically by season.
There’s no reason that “subscription” couldn’t eventually become your primary method of consumption. I’d pay my rent and so on, then my monthly “Food & Drink” bill, provided to me by a single company according to my need. Hopefully it wouldn’t necessarily be served in a cardboard box, but you can see what I mean.
This would help enormously with people on a budget, I think. Knowing up front how much you’re spending on food is an essential part of budgeting, and having it as a simple flat rate every month would be really helpful.
But is there something intrinsically worthwhile in the old model? Are some things irreducible to a boxscription? The way things are going would suggest not, though it seems likely that there’ll be some consumer resistance and the revolution will be a slow one.
When ‘out’ shopping you are an active agent, making decisions for yourself about yourself, picking smart offers and acting on whims. Giving this up to an external agent feels a bit like surrendering control of your life. But does it really matter, if we still have the choice about who we’re surrendering control too? (There’s enough competition in the boxscription industry to allow this). Losing that choice can sometimes be liberating.
So my overall point is that this future isn’t necessarily a bleak one. Having our daily essentials packaged and shipped to us in a small box every week might appear to be the apex of the consumerist nightmare dreamt up by Huxley and others, but it’s not so scary.
And that pants subscription looks REALLY useful to be honest.