2. Bouncing Ben<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/BouncyBen-1011x1024.jpg?resize=226%2C229\")
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Now Ben I like. He’s characterised by his bounciness, making him an extremely agile opponent. I can’t say the extent to which he’d be able to inflict damage (I guess he could claw and bite people?), but he’d definitely last a while before going out.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome:<\/em> Dies within the second half of the game<\/p>\n3. Clever Cat<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/c1.jpg?resize=211%2C211\")
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Clever Cat always freaked me out. Something ‘Chesire Cat’ about this character. And cats can be extremely viscous. Not someone you want actively trying to kill you.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome:<\/em> Makes it through to the top 5 through cunning and guile.<\/p>\n4. Dippy Duck<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/dippy.jpg?resize=224%2C224\")
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Dippy Duck is just a no-hoper. She’s all neck.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Strangled to death by literally anyone with hands.<\/p>\n5. Eddy Elephant<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/e.jpg?resize=222%2C177\")
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The elephant in the room! Now, elephants can be deadly. Eddy is definitely gonna be stamping around and crushing smaller opponents (sorry, Annie Apple!). He can also take a lot of damage before falling. One of the bookies’ favourites, for sure.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Survives to the top 5.<\/p>\n6. Fireman Fred<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/f-724x1024.jpg?resize=202%2C286\")
<\/strong><\/p>\nNice hose, mate. Lots of fires in Letterland are there? I guess Fireman Fred could spray people with the hose, getting them a bit wet maybe? But it seems like more of a liability to me.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Strangled to death by his own hose.<\/p>\n7. Golden Girl<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/9d259387c95658e1f22e7cc971ed5dbe-reading-intervention-golden-girls.jpg?resize=123%2C151\")
<\/strong>This is depressing. Golden Girl is literally a child. She has no place in the theatre of war.<\/p>\nLikely outcome: <\/em>Just dead.<\/p>\n8. Hairy Hat Man<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/hhscan.jpg?resize=148%2C238\")
I don’t trust this guy one bit. Hairy Hat Man (aka TRIPLE H) has definitely done prison time. Look at him! He’s not even wearing shoes, so you know he’s not gonna fight by the rules.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome:<\/em> Goes down fighting, taking at least two others with him.<\/p>\n9. Impy Ink<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/i-1024x975.jpg?resize=202%2C192\")
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Lol. What a fun basis for a character. Kids love ink, right? Unfortunately the most Impy can hope for is to stain someone’s fingers or an important document.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome:<\/em> Just tipped over, dying a slow painful death.<\/p>\n10. <\/strong>Jumping Jim<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/JumpingJim-1024x1012.jpg?resize=190%2C188\")
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A natural nemesis to Bouncing Ben, Jim has all the hop and more! In Letterland canon he can jump so high that his head becomes obscured by cloud (hence the cap on the capital J!). Not only that, he’s also a mean juggler. Taking this to mean he has Hawkeye levels of skill and accuracy, he’s one of the few characters naturally equipped for combat. A strong contender.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Top 5 material for sure.<\/p>\n11. Kicking King<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/c785128f7617bb45a13544411c26d154-1005x1024-1.jpg?resize=194%2C198\")
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A man whose entire existence is defined by his ability to kick? That makes him one to watch.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Kung-fu’ing his way into the top 5.<\/p>\n12. <\/strong>Lucy Lamp Light<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/LucyLamp-1019x1024.jpg?resize=249%2C250\")
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Lucy’s mutant ability is that she can shine light out of her head. In other words, she is more lamp than human. I guess this would be handy in a defensive capacity. But probably not that handy otherwise.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Savagely beaten to death.<\/p>\n13. Munching Mike<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/MunchingMike-995x1024.jpg?resize=264%2C272\")
<\/strong><\/p>\nOk, so Mike is literally a KILLING MACHINE. He’s a mechanical monster with wheels, designed for death. By any estimation, he’s the most fearsome Letterland character. But he has one weakness: uneven terrain. We stated that the skirmish is taking place in a outdoor environment, meaning he’d struggle with things like, I don’t know, TWIGS. Sorry, Mike.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome:<\/em> Pushed onto his back and can’t get back up.<\/p>\n14. Naughty Nick<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/download.jpg?resize=224%2C225\")
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Look at this cheeky little boy. Nick is a sort of Dennis the Menace kind of character, going around putting nails into things. Of course, he’s allowed to bring his nails to the fight. Watch out for Nick.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Takes down a few opponents. Eventually just killed by a larger, stronger foe.<\/p>\n15. Oscar Orange<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/OscarOrange-997x1024.jpg?resize=216%2C222\")
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I can see why the vowels needed special men to help them out, they’re all incredible weak. Oscar Orange, happy though he may be, is not a fighter.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Swallowed whole.<\/p>\n16. Poor Peter<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/p-486876.jpg?resize=201%2C244\")
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Aw, just look at those puppy dog eyes! That might slow down a weaker-willed opponent, but I don’t think it’ll stop anyone with a genuine bloodlust. Poor Peter…<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Stabbed, possibly by Naughty Nick.<\/p>\n17. Quarrelsome Queen<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/QuarrelsomQueen-1024x1018.jpg?resize=204%2C203\")
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Quarreling is not an effective fighting technique, unfortunately. So QQ would probably make a lot of noise, but not actually physically injure anyone. And this is a death-fight, not a debate.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome:<\/em> Taken out quite quickly.<\/p>\n18. Robber Red<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Robber20Red_jpg.jpg?resize=233%2C237\")
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Now we’ve got an actual criminal in the mix. Robber Red has a record of burglary, so it’s not too much of a stretch to assume he’s comfortable with violence. Plus he’s got a bag of swag, which could include weaponry. I think he could go far.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome:<\/em> Dies just short of making it into the top 5.<\/p>\n19. Sammy Snake<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/SammySnake-1024x1008.jpg?resize=182%2C180\")
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Snakes are famously untrustworthy creatures, and regarded as dangerous by many. I have no intel on whether Letterland’s Sammy Snake is venomous or not, but he’s definitely a slippery character. Nonetheless, he’s at a definite size disadvantage – so in my head he doesn’t having winning potential.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Trampled to death by Eddy Elephant.<\/p>\n20. Ticking Tess<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/ticking20tess_jpg11.jpg?resize=233%2C237\")
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Another character that relies on the lazy “head in the clouds” explanation for the capital letter version. But that aside, Tess is all about… telecommunications? I seem to recall her being about clocks and things, but in all the pics I can find atm, she’s just got lots of phones for some reason. Oh well, I can’t see anything that’d give her a particular advantage. Though she’d be a strong partnerships in any temporary alliances that formed.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Unexpectedly betrayed by an ally<\/p>\n21. Uppy Umbrella<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/UppyUmbrella-1014x1024.jpg?resize=219%2C222\")
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Everyone hates umbrellas, right? They’re pointy and annoying and the spokes are always directly at eye-level. However, when an umbrella is actually being wielded by anyone, it’s much less dangerous. So I’d question the amount of damage that Uppy could do by herself.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Turned inside-out and left for dead.<\/p>\n22. Vase of Violets<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/V.jpg?resize=147%2C217\")
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What is it with Letterland and extremely weak characters that are vulnerable to tipping? Sorry, VoV, but literally every single other character is stronger than you. RIP<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Destroyed within the first millisecond of the game.<\/p>\n23. Wicked Water Witch<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/Screen-Shot-2017-12-01-at-12.16.35.png?resize=333%2C175\")
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This is an interesting case. According to official Letterland lore, WWW at some point got turned into an animal by a spell and is now known as Walter Walrus. Yup, it’s super weird. But she’s always been a witch to me, and has some kind of hydrological powers to manipulate water. Could be handy if she’s by a river or lake?<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Her strong magic sees her through to the second half of the match, but no further..<\/p>\n24. Max and Maxine<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/bypg6hgcqaawxyq_by_emeraldzebra7894-dan597b.jpg?resize=223%2C226\")
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AKA Letterland’s ‘kissing cousins’ (really, look it up). Max and Maxine are unique in that there’s two of them. so they can team up and do things, etc. I wonder if this could be a liability, though?<\/p>\n
Likely outcome:<\/em> Max is injured, Maxine stops to help him. Letting her guard down for a second, she is taken out. Max has to watch her die.<\/p>\n25. Yo Yo Man<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/YellowYoYoMan-1003x1024.jpg?resize=220%2C224\")
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Absolutely a stone-cold killer.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Cruises into the top 5 without a scratch.<\/p>\n26. Zig Zag Zebra<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/ZigZagZebra-1024x1012.jpg?resize=198%2C196\")
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The camouflage of a zebra is well suited to the wavy grass of the African savanna, but not so much the Letterland death forest aka the bone yard. RIP.<\/p>\n
Likely outcome: <\/em>Killed, skinned, and made into a designer hat by the Hairy Hat Man.<\/p>\nSo, our Top 5 Letterland Battle Royale characters are:<\/h5>\n\n- Clever Cat<\/strong><\/li>\n
- Eddy Elephant<\/strong><\/li>\n
- Jumping Jim<\/strong><\/li>\n
- Kicking King<\/strong><\/li>\n
- Yo Yo Man<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
But who is the ultimate champion? Here’s how I think it goes down:<\/p>\n
The top five characters are in an empty clearing. They are each covered in the blood and guts of the other twenty-one dead characters, who up until just now had all been close friends. They’ve come so far, but each of the five knows that the battle isn’t over, and the hardest part is yet to come. <\/em><\/p>\nEddy Elephant moves first. He charges in, heading right for Clever Cat. The cat performs a deft feint, dodging out of the way of the charging beast at the last minute. Eddy crashes headfirst into a tree, knocking himself unconscious. Clever Cat tears his eyes out, and gets to work on his vital organs.<\/em><\/p>\nJumping Jim and Kicking King both leap fifty feet into the air. They battle as they fly, throwing punches that tear muscles and break bones. Jim reaches for his ammunition but he’s out. The last thing to cross his mind is utter panic, as Kicking King delivers a killing blow, kicking Jim’s brain directly out the back of his head.<\/em><\/p>\nYo Yo Man advances on Clever Cat, still tearing through the body of Eddy. A well-placed yo-yo hits Clever Cat in the rib cage, rupturing an internal organ. Speed beats intellect every time.<\/em><\/p>\nKicking King gently comes to a rest in a pile of a moss behind the Yo Yo Man. “Let’s finish this”, he says. Yo Yos fly like lightning, but the king dodges them all. Finally, Yo Yo Man reaches for his special weapon, a Yo Yo he’s nicknamed ‘The Finisher’ – a reinforced yo yo with steel spikes, long since banned by the yo yo battling league.<\/em><\/p>\nHe throws The Finisher. It cuts the air as it flies. Kicking King takes in a deep breath, draws a leg back, and exhales into the kick of his life. His foot meets the yo yo in the air. And for a moment time seems to stand still. Neither man knows which way this will go, but they each know it’ll decide the outcome of the match – the winner of the first and last Letterland battle royale.<\/em><\/p>\nAn eternity later, the yo yo gives way, and begins to fly back towards its sender. His eyes widen, just moments before it tears into his torso. With a furious momentum, it tears through him without resistance, leaving a clean hole at least a foot wide. Yo Yo Man crumples over.<\/em><\/p>\nKicking King sheds a single tear and offers a prayer to the heavens. There’s a reason he’s the king, after all. “But not like this,” he whispers. “Not like this”.<\/em><\/p>\nWINNER: KICKING KING<\/strong><\/p>\nHope you enjoyed, kids!<\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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