So here we go.<\/p>\n
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OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A BRITISH TV SHOW SET IN LONDON OR SOMEWHERE IN THE UK, HUH. NOPE, THIS SHOW IS COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM FLORIDA BABY.<\/h4>\nFLORIDA, BABY!<\/h4>\nIN LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY I GUESS? BECAUSE IT’S A LIVE SHOW AND THEY’RE IN FLORIDA BUT IT GOES OUT AT LIKE 7PM IN THE UK. SO THE DYNAMIC FOR THE WHOLE THING IS SUPER WEIRD BECAUSE ITS AN EVENING SHOW FILMED IN FULL DAYLIGHT. FLORIDA, BABY!<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.08.48.png?resize=616%2C320\")
<\/h4>\nBOOM, OUT COMES JASON DERULO. DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING DID YA? NOBODY EVER EXPECTS JASON DERULO. HE HAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF DANCERS AND THE WHOLE ROUTINE IS VERY SLICK. JUST IGNORE THE ENORMOUS HARD ROCK CAFE IN THE BACKGROUND I GUESS.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.11.33.png?resize=616%2C318\")
<\/h4>\nJASON DERULO IS PLAYING TO A CROWD OF EXCLUSIVELY BRITISH MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES (WHO WON A COMPETITION TO BE HERE), ALL OF WHOM ARE SEATED AND CLAPPING IN UNISON – SOMETHING I AM RELIABLY INFORMED NO AMERICANS EVER DO. IT’S APPARENTLY JUST A WEIRD BRITISH THING?<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.14.14.png?resize=616%2C314\")
<\/h4>\nFOR A SHORT BIT THEY ALSO DO A WEIRD THING WHERE THEY ALL POINT AT HIM INSTEAD AND YES IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF AWFUL RALLY.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.15.35.png?resize=616%2C317\")
<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A VERY AWKWARD TRANSITION (FEATURING THE SOUND EFFECT OF BREAKING GLASS?) AND DERULO LEAVES THE STAGE, TO BE INEXPLICABLY REPLACED BY THIS VISAGE. THEY APPEAR TO BE BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL DANCERS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.<\/h4>\nCONGA BY GLORIA ESTEFAN BEGINS TO PLAY.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.20.05.png?resize=616%2C311\")
<\/h4>\nDEC IS DRESSED IN A RUFFLE SHIRT THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A DELIBERATE REFERENCE TO THE CONGA SCENE IN THE MASK WHERE JIM CARREY JIVES AROUND TO THE SONG ‘CUBAN PETE’ IN ORDER TO ELUDE THE DETECTIVES.<\/h4>\nTHE PAIN OF HAVING TO CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE IS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.21.43.png?resize=616%2C318\")
<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.23.36.png?resize=616%2C316\")
<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.24.29.png?resize=616%2C317\")
<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.26.35.png?resize=446%2C405\")
<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.29.47.png?resize=616%2C313\")
<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.31.50.png?resize=616%2C312\")
<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.30.53.png?resize=616%2C309\")
<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.33.52.png?resize=616%2C317\")
<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.34.51.png?resize=616%2C317\")
<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.36.11.png?resize=616%2C318\")
<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.38.06.png?resize=616%2C316\")
<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.39.20.png?resize=616%2C316\")
<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.41.19.png?resize=616%2C322\")
<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.42.10.png?resize=616%2C316\")
<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.43.55.png?resize=616%2C306\")
<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.44.52.png?resize=616%2C320\")
<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.46.05.png?resize=616%2C316\")
<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.47.55.png?resize=616%2C318\")
<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Screen-Shot-2018-04-16-at-23.51.54.png?resize=616%2C343\")
<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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IN LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY I GUESS? BECAUSE IT’S A LIVE SHOW AND THEY’RE IN FLORIDA BUT IT GOES OUT AT LIKE 7PM IN THE UK. SO THE DYNAMIC FOR THE WHOLE THING IS SUPER WEIRD BECAUSE ITS AN EVENING SHOW FILMED IN FULL DAYLIGHT. FLORIDA, BABY!<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nBOOM, OUT COMES JASON DERULO. DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING DID YA? NOBODY EVER EXPECTS JASON DERULO. HE HAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF DANCERS AND THE WHOLE ROUTINE IS VERY SLICK. JUST IGNORE THE ENORMOUS HARD ROCK CAFE IN THE BACKGROUND I GUESS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nJASON DERULO IS PLAYING TO A CROWD OF EXCLUSIVELY BRITISH MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES (WHO WON A COMPETITION TO BE HERE), ALL OF WHOM ARE SEATED AND CLAPPING IN UNISON – SOMETHING I AM RELIABLY INFORMED NO AMERICANS EVER DO. IT’S APPARENTLY JUST A WEIRD BRITISH THING?<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A SHORT BIT THEY ALSO DO A WEIRD THING WHERE THEY ALL POINT AT HIM INSTEAD AND YES IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF AWFUL RALLY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A VERY AWKWARD TRANSITION (FEATURING THE SOUND EFFECT OF BREAKING GLASS?) AND DERULO LEAVES THE STAGE, TO BE INEXPLICABLY REPLACED BY THIS VISAGE. THEY APPEAR TO BE BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL DANCERS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.<\/h4>\nCONGA BY GLORIA ESTEFAN BEGINS TO PLAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC IS DRESSED IN A RUFFLE SHIRT THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A DELIBERATE REFERENCE TO THE CONGA SCENE IN THE MASK WHERE JIM CARREY JIVES AROUND TO THE SONG ‘CUBAN PETE’ IN ORDER TO ELUDE THE DETECTIVES.<\/h4>\nTHE PAIN OF HAVING TO CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE IS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nBOOM, OUT COMES JASON DERULO. DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING DID YA? NOBODY EVER EXPECTS JASON DERULO. HE HAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF DANCERS AND THE WHOLE ROUTINE IS VERY SLICK. JUST IGNORE THE ENORMOUS HARD ROCK CAFE IN THE BACKGROUND I GUESS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nJASON DERULO IS PLAYING TO A CROWD OF EXCLUSIVELY BRITISH MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES (WHO WON A COMPETITION TO BE HERE), ALL OF WHOM ARE SEATED AND CLAPPING IN UNISON – SOMETHING I AM RELIABLY INFORMED NO AMERICANS EVER DO. IT’S APPARENTLY JUST A WEIRD BRITISH THING?<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A SHORT BIT THEY ALSO DO A WEIRD THING WHERE THEY ALL POINT AT HIM INSTEAD AND YES IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF AWFUL RALLY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A VERY AWKWARD TRANSITION (FEATURING THE SOUND EFFECT OF BREAKING GLASS?) AND DERULO LEAVES THE STAGE, TO BE INEXPLICABLY REPLACED BY THIS VISAGE. THEY APPEAR TO BE BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL DANCERS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.<\/h4>\nCONGA BY GLORIA ESTEFAN BEGINS TO PLAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC IS DRESSED IN A RUFFLE SHIRT THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A DELIBERATE REFERENCE TO THE CONGA SCENE IN THE MASK WHERE JIM CARREY JIVES AROUND TO THE SONG ‘CUBAN PETE’ IN ORDER TO ELUDE THE DETECTIVES.<\/h4>\nTHE PAIN OF HAVING TO CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE IS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nJASON DERULO IS PLAYING TO A CROWD OF EXCLUSIVELY BRITISH MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES (WHO WON A COMPETITION TO BE HERE), ALL OF WHOM ARE SEATED AND CLAPPING IN UNISON – SOMETHING I AM RELIABLY INFORMED NO AMERICANS EVER DO. IT’S APPARENTLY JUST A WEIRD BRITISH THING?<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A SHORT BIT THEY ALSO DO A WEIRD THING WHERE THEY ALL POINT AT HIM INSTEAD AND YES IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF AWFUL RALLY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A VERY AWKWARD TRANSITION (FEATURING THE SOUND EFFECT OF BREAKING GLASS?) AND DERULO LEAVES THE STAGE, TO BE INEXPLICABLY REPLACED BY THIS VISAGE. THEY APPEAR TO BE BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL DANCERS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.<\/h4>\nCONGA BY GLORIA ESTEFAN BEGINS TO PLAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC IS DRESSED IN A RUFFLE SHIRT THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A DELIBERATE REFERENCE TO THE CONGA SCENE IN THE MASK WHERE JIM CARREY JIVES AROUND TO THE SONG ‘CUBAN PETE’ IN ORDER TO ELUDE THE DETECTIVES.<\/h4>\nTHE PAIN OF HAVING TO CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE IS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nFOR A SHORT BIT THEY ALSO DO A WEIRD THING WHERE THEY ALL POINT AT HIM INSTEAD AND YES IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF AWFUL RALLY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A VERY AWKWARD TRANSITION (FEATURING THE SOUND EFFECT OF BREAKING GLASS?) AND DERULO LEAVES THE STAGE, TO BE INEXPLICABLY REPLACED BY THIS VISAGE. THEY APPEAR TO BE BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL DANCERS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.<\/h4>\nCONGA BY GLORIA ESTEFAN BEGINS TO PLAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC IS DRESSED IN A RUFFLE SHIRT THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A DELIBERATE REFERENCE TO THE CONGA SCENE IN THE MASK WHERE JIM CARREY JIVES AROUND TO THE SONG ‘CUBAN PETE’ IN ORDER TO ELUDE THE DETECTIVES.<\/h4>\nTHE PAIN OF HAVING TO CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE IS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A VERY AWKWARD TRANSITION (FEATURING THE SOUND EFFECT OF BREAKING GLASS?) AND DERULO LEAVES THE STAGE, TO BE INEXPLICABLY REPLACED BY THIS VISAGE. THEY APPEAR TO BE BRAZILIAN CARNIVAL DANCERS, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA.<\/h4>\nCONGA BY GLORIA ESTEFAN BEGINS TO PLAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC IS DRESSED IN A RUFFLE SHIRT THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A DELIBERATE REFERENCE TO THE CONGA SCENE IN THE MASK WHERE JIM CARREY JIVES AROUND TO THE SONG ‘CUBAN PETE’ IN ORDER TO ELUDE THE DETECTIVES.<\/h4>\nTHE PAIN OF HAVING TO CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE IS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nDEC IS DRESSED IN A RUFFLE SHIRT THING THAT APPEARS TO BE A DELIBERATE REFERENCE TO THE CONGA SCENE IN THE MASK WHERE JIM CARREY JIVES AROUND TO THE SONG ‘CUBAN PETE’ IN ORDER TO ELUDE THE DETECTIVES.<\/h4>\nTHE PAIN OF HAVING TO CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE IS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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THE PAIN OF HAVING TO CARRY THIS BURDEN ALONE IS PLAIN FOR ALL TO SEE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nDERULO IS BACK. HE IS NOT HIMSELF DRESSED ACCORDING TO THE BIZARRE CARNIVAL\/CONGA THEME, AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY WHAT SEEM TO BE TANGO DANCERS, YET CONTINUES TO SING THE LYRICS TO ESTEFAN’S CONGA SONG.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nTWO MINUTES IN AND HOMER SIMPSON TAKES THE STAGE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nAS DO THE PENGUINS FROM MADAGASCAR, ACCOMPANIED BY STEPHEN MULHERN AND SCARLETT MOFFATT FROM GOGGLEBOX, BOTH DRESSED AS CARMEN MIRANDA WHICH IS PROBLEMATIC FOR AT LEAST TWO REASONS AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nA REMINDER THAT THIS IS PRIMETIME ITV SATURDAY NIGHT TELEVISION. SIX POINT SEVEN MILLION PEOPLE TUNED IN TO WATCH THIS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nAS MORE DREAMWORKS PROPERTIES CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE STAGE, DEC BEGINS TO PLAY THE HEAD OF A MINION AS A BONGO DRUM.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF TWO MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nDEC PLAYS THE HEADS OF THREE MINIONS AS BONGO DRUMS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nIN A MOMENT OF ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE CHOREOGRAPHY, DEC ROLLS DOWN A LINE OF DANCERS…..<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\n…INTO THE ARMS OF SHREK, WHO IS ALSO HERE NOW BY THE WAY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nTHE SHREK IS ODDLY LOW QUALITY AND OFF-BRAND CONSIDERING THE SHOW IS BEING FILMED AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, WHERE THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET THE HIGHEST SHREK REPLICA COSTUMES ON THE ENTIRE PLANET.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nI WILL NEVER GET OVER HOW GOOD THIS IS.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nTHE CAMERA CAN NO LONGER CONTAIN HOW MUCH IS GOING ON. MARGE SIMPSON DANCING WITH THE CAST OF TROLLS IS SIMPLY BACKGROUND NOISE AT THIS POINT.<\/h4>\nTHERE ARE APPROXIMATELY SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE ON THE STAGE AT A CONSERVATIVE ESTIMATE.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nTHERE IS A TINY OPTIMUS PRIME.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nHE IS ACCOMPANIED BY ‘THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEX’ STAR MARK WRIGHT, WHO HAS TAKEN OVER SINGING DUTIES FROM JASON DERULO, BECAUSE THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE DEFINITELY EQUIVALENT IN TERMS OF SINGING TALENT.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nFOR A BIT THE SHOW IS LITERALLY STRICTLY COME DANCING.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nTHEN FOLLOWS A MONTAGE OF VIEWER-SUBMITTED CONGAS, ALL OF WHICH ARE MORE AWFUL THAN DEATH.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nWE THEN CUT BACK TO THIS WHICH I CHOOSE TO BELIEVE WAS NEVER REHEARSED AND SIMPLY JUST HAPPENED.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nAN UNNECESSARY AMOUNT OF CONFETTI FLOODS THE STAGE, WHICH THE CAMERA SIMPLY CANNOT COPE WITH SO THE RESULTING STREAM IS JUST SUPER LOW QUALITY.<\/h4>\n<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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<\/h4>\nFINALLY IT IS OVER.<\/h4>\nALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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ALSO CRAIG DAVID, DENISE RICHARDS, AND THE REMBRANDTS WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME BUT DIDN’T FEATURE IN THE FINALE AT ALL FOR SOME REASON. SORRY GUYS I GUESS.<\/h4>\n
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If you still feel the need to watch the whole thing, here it is:<\/p>\n