{"id":161,"date":"2014-11-18T12:26:56","date_gmt":"2014-11-18T12:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/?p=161"},"modified":"2014-11-19T10:05:19","modified_gmt":"2014-11-19T10:05:19","slug":"nativity-sequels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/nativity-sequels\/","title":{"rendered":"Nativity Sequels"},"content":{"rendered":"

So this happened:<\/p>\n

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After the unnecessariness that was\u00a0Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger<\/em> they went ahead anyway and made a Nativity 3<\/i>. And they called it “Dude, where’s my donkey?!” Because of course they did.<\/p>\n

And this got me thinking: where does it all end?<\/p>\n

So without further ado, here are my proposed titles for continued entries in this family-favourite series:<\/p>\n

Nativity 4: Back Inn Time<\/h4>\n

Nativity 5: Bethlehem Drift<\/h4>\n

Nativity 6:\u00a0Gold, Frankincense, and Mayhem!<\/h4>\n

Nativity 7: Return of the King<\/h4>\n

Nativity 8: Three Wise Men and a Baby<\/h4>\n

Nativity 9: Baby’s Day Out<\/h4>\n

Nativity 10: Dude, where IS my donkey?!<\/h4>\n

Nativity 11: While Shepherds Washed Their Socks<\/h4>\n

Nativity 12: Lemme See Dat Ass<\/h4>\n

Nativity 13: No Way! In A Manger<\/h4>\n

Nativity 14: Holy Moly!<\/h4>\n

Nativity 15: Gabriel’s Angels<\/h4>\n

Nativity 16: Heavens Above!<\/h4>\n

Nativity 17: Electric Jesus Boogaloo<\/h4>\n

Nativity 18: Wise Men Can’t Jump<\/h4>\n

Nativity 19: Nativity Forever<\/h4>\n

Forever and ever. Amen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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