{"id":569,"date":"2016-04-02T11:27:56","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T10:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/?p=569"},"modified":"2016-04-02T11:27:56","modified_gmt":"2016-04-02T10:27:56","slug":"richards-2016-week-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/richards-2016-week-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Richard\u2019s 2016: Week 13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Read up on what #Richards2016 is all\u00a0about\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/DKzHkQvAOT\">here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I think this puts me over a quarter of the way through the year. Right? That&#8217;s a pretty great achievement, I must say. YOU CAN&#8217;T ARGUE WITH RESULTS LIKE THIS. So please stop arguing with me about my results.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve been up to.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">March 26th: Make Up Your Own Holiday Day<\/h3>\n<p>My kind of day! I decided to just have my whole day and then at the end decide what day it was. So I had a normal day.<\/p>\n<p>But at the end of it, I went round a friend&#8217;s for a poker night and beat everyone. Hell yeah baby! \u00a3100 in ma pocket. So I&#8217;m officially decreeing that March 26th is\u00a0<strong>Beat All Your Friends At Poker Day<\/strong>. Hiyoooo!<\/p>\n<h3>March 27th: Neighbour Day<\/h3>\n<p>It was Easter, and I don&#8217;t really like talking to my irl neighbours. So I did a virtual version of this instead.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Happy neighbour day! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/richards2016?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#richards2016<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hIlATM0rXJ\">pic.twitter.com\/hIlATM0rXJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Richard Cook (@cookywook) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cookywook\/status\/714141192942919680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Yep, the concept of telephone neighbours what I stole from Russell Brand and Matt Morgan. Listen to them talking about it here:<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"616\" height=\"347\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/h7452k8Fuvw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-GB&#038;autohide=2&#038;start=1644&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>(Around 27m in. It&#8217;s pretty funny).<\/p>\n<p>But yeah my telephone neighbour\u00a0didn&#8217;t get back to me. I hope they had a good easter anyway.<\/p>\n<h3>March 28th: Black Forest Cake Day<\/h3>\n<p>Got myself a whole massive black forest gateau as part of my easter haul.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Good spread for Easter, plus a cake for Black Forest Gateaux Day <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/richards2016?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#richards2016<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6ylNmYuUQZ\">pic.twitter.com\/6ylNmYuUQZ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Richard Cook (@cookywook) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cookywook\/status\/714539558860406789?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Wait. Is it &#8216;gateau&#8217; or &#8216;gateaux?&#8217;. Like what&#8217;s the difference?<\/p>\n<p>I guess the &#8216;x&#8217; one is probably the plural. Yeah that makes sense. So I got myself ONE GATEAU. I have not eaten it though. It&#8217;s currently sitting in my fridge.<\/p>\n<h3>March 29th: Lemon Chiffon Cake Day<\/h3>\n<p>Ugh, TWO cake days in a row. Not good. Also, I have no idea what a lemon chiffon cake is. Googling it just returns loads of cakes that look like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img8l.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-570\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-570\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img8l.jpg?resize=377%2C377\" alt=\"img8l\" width=\"377\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img8l.jpg?w=1000&amp;ssl=1 1000w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img8l.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img8l.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img8l.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/img8l.jpg?resize=50%2C50&amp;ssl=1 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 377px) 100vw, 377px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So basically cakes with bloody great wholes in them. I couldn&#8217;t find one in Asda, so I just got a Lemon Sponge Cake instead because I think it&#8217;s literally the same thing.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/cookywook\/status\/714886514971439106<\/p>\n<h3>March 30th: Manatee Appreciation Day<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Yesterday was manatee appreciation day. Take my word for it that I appreciated manatees <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/richards2016?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#richards2016<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Richard Cook (@cookywook) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cookywook\/status\/715456209671884800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 31, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Speaks for itself really.<\/p>\n<p>Like, who actively\u00a0<em>unappreciates\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>manatees? Nobody, that&#8217;s who. They&#8217;re the beautiful cows of sea. So the idea of having a day specifically to reaffirm our appreciation of them seems a bit redundant to me. But there we go, my love for manatees is now a matter of public record.<\/p>\n<h3>March 31st: Eiffel Tower Day<\/h3>\n<p>Got creative.<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/cookywook\/status\/715657843433730048<\/p>\n<p>For those of you who don&#8217;t\u00a0<em>parlez fran\u00e7ais,\u00a0<\/em>that translates as &#8220;the eiffel tower, that&#8217;s wonderful!&#8221; or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>I realise that the Eiffel Tower doesn&#8217;t actually look much like how I&#8217;ve drawn it there. And to the people of Paris I can only apologise. But I did it quite late and without any reference to hand. At the very least I think I captured the\u00a0<em>spirit<\/em> of the tower, and didn&#8217;t the French like &#8211; invent &#8211; impressionism? So who are they to judge?<\/p>\n<h3>April 1st: International Tuba Day<\/h3>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Listening to this for Tuba Day <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/richards2016?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#richards2016<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/notevenanaprilfools?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#notevenanaprilfools<\/a> \u266b <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/uqFGapMMDH\">https:\/\/t.co\/uqFGapMMDH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Richard Cook (@cookywook) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cookywook\/status\/715818097509330944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Lemme just embed that real quick.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/embed.spotify.com\/?uri=spotify%3Aalbum%3A2rtwfPKLeUvcisYaA7noyL\" width=\"300\" height=\"380\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I think it&#8217;s pretty good! The original plan was to listen to all tuba and only tuba all day. But that gets pretty annoying very quickly. So I just dropped that idea. But I think I got my fair share of tuba.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s it!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Coming up next week:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>April 2nd: Tangible Karma Day<\/li>\n<li>April 3rd: Chocolate Mousse Day<\/li>\n<li>April 4th: World Rat Day<\/li>\n<li>April 5th: Caramel Day<\/li>\n<li>April 6th: Plan Your Epitaph Day<\/li>\n<li>April 7th: World Health Day<\/li>\n<li>April 8th: Draw A Picture Of A Bird Day<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Nice! Well, this all look very doable, for once. CAN&#8217;T WAIT TO PLAN THAT EPITAPH LOL.<\/p>\n<p>See ya next week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Read up on what #Richards2016 is all\u00a0about\u00a0here.) I think this puts me over a quarter of the way through the year. Right? That&#8217;s a pretty great achievement, I must say. YOU CAN&#8217;T ARGUE WITH RESULTS LIKE THIS. 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