{"id":739,"date":"2016-09-10T11:02:51","date_gmt":"2016-09-10T10:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/?p=739"},"modified":"2016-12-16T11:06:50","modified_gmt":"2016-12-16T11:06:50","slug":"review-lumo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cookywook.co.uk\/blog\/review-lumo\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Lumo Lift"},"content":{"rendered":"

OH GOD NO NOT ANOTHER WEARABLE REVIEW.<\/p>\n

Oh god\u00a0yes, another wearable review. I just can’t seem to stop buying and wearing stupid things. Also, this one hasn’t had much attention in the UK and I want to boost my profile by being one of the first to write about how dumb it is lol.<\/p>\n

So today we’re (I’m) talking about the Lumo Lift<\/a>\u00a0– “the world\u2019s best selling digital posture coach<\/em>.” Yes, really. This is where we’re at. This is what civilisation has come to.<\/p>\n

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It’s a small little device that you wear under your clothes using a little magnetic clasp. You hold it down to activate it, then tap it a few times when you’re in a ‘good’ posture. If you move out of that posture for too long, the lumo vibrates, gently reminding you to\u00a0OI STOP SLOUCHING YA FRICKIN IDIOT.<\/p>\n

It also syncs to an app via bluetooth because everything has to sync to an app via bluetooth these days. The app is\u00a0good if you like your phone telling you how much of a slouching pig you are in unkind terms.<\/p>\n

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getting owned by this new wearable i\u2019m trying out pic.twitter.com\/6DlTGHFO95<\/a><\/p>\n

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) July 5, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n