As you’re probably aware, it’s 2014. But we’re still using the same ol’ cusses that were used by sailors in the 50s. We can do better, right?<\/p>\n
No more F<\/em>s, C<\/em>s, H<\/em>s, AFGGs <\/em>or\u00a0S<\/em>s, let’s bring obscenity into the 21st century, ffs.<\/p>\n Here are some of my suggestions:<\/p>\n 1. Fritzl<\/strong> – a bad person, implied to be incestuous in some way<\/p>\n That Osbaldo\u00a0forgot to\u00a0reply to the invite, and I had to chase him up. He’s a right fritzl.<\/i><\/p>\n 2. Farquaad<\/strong> – a bad person, especially one who acts superior to others.<\/p>\n That farquaad\u00a0Osbaldo<\/i>\u00a0won’t shut up about tomorrow evening! He oughta watch himself.<\/i><\/p>\n 3. Saville’s Ghost!\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0– exclamation of annoyance.<\/p>\n Oi,\u00a0Osbaldo<\/i>\u00a0where’s the meat? You didn’t bring it? Saville’s Ghost! Can’t take you anywhere, mate.<\/em><\/p>\n 4. Byzantium<\/strong> – multiple uses, but mostly\u00a0used as a pejorative adjective<\/p>\n Osbaldo, I don’t mean to be farquaad, but these eclairs are well\u00a0byzantium.<\/em><\/p>\n 5. Bake-Off!\u00a0<\/strong>– used when asking someone to go away, get out of your face<\/p>\n Just Bake-Off, Osbaldo! You’re not welcome at my dinner parties any more.<\/i><\/p>\n 6. Tory Cabinet<\/strong> – reproductive organs<\/p>\n Osbaldo wouldn’t leave until Bruce kneed him in the Tory Cabinet.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n 7. UKIPPING\u00a0<\/b>– acting in an annoying\/offensive manner<\/p>\n Yeah he’s been ukipping all over the place since last night. I’m at my last straw<\/em>.<\/p>\n 8. Frenchie\u00a0<\/strong>– French person<\/p>\n And he’s a frenchie too!<\/em><\/p>\n 9. Jalfrezi<\/strong> – something that is untrue, rubbish<\/p>\n Now he’s trying to making it a whole incident now – which is a total pile of jalfrezi.<\/em><\/p>\n 10.\u00a0Donetsk People’s Republic<\/strong> – a bad place, somewhere you do not want to go<\/p>\n Good news. Osbaldo’s ukipped off to the Donetsk People’s Republic. So that’s the last we’ll hear from that Fritzl for a while. And the byzantium police say they won’t be following up on their initial investigation, which is a byzantium relief<\/i>.<\/em><\/p>\n Please use these responsibly. And remember to credit me, thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As you’re probably aware, it’s 2014. But we’re still using the same ol’ cusses that were used by sailors in the 50s. We can do better, right? No more Fs, Cs, Hs, AFGGs or\u00a0Ss, let’s bring obscenity into the 21st century, ffs. Here are some of my suggestions: 1. Fritzl – a bad person, implied […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[50,49,181,48,47],"class_list":["post-98","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language","tag-cuss-words","tag-cussing","tag-language","tag-swear-words","tag-swearing"],"yoast_head":"\n