(Read up on what #Richards2016 is all about here.)
Right, so I know I said I wouldn’t do any more double weeks. But here we are. I really just need to stop leaving the country so often. Anyway, here’s what my life has been about.
May 28th: Hamburger Day
Hamburger Day! #richards2016 pic.twitter.com/bw4UFLKCQQ
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) May 28, 2016
For the second time this year, I was out on a stag do. Oy oyyy! Thankfully we passed through a restaurant (Jamie’s Italian), and I managed to grab a burger. I’d describe it “as more or less ok.”
SIDE NOTE OF FUN
At one point of the evening, we ended up in some wine bar. There, we found the funniest book of all time.
MICHAEL JACKSON: BEER HUNTER.
May 29th: Biscuit Day
Getting on Biscuit Day early! #richards2016 pic.twitter.com/feGtsAAWe2
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) May 29, 2016
I was born to do this.
May 30th – June 4th: ?????
Yeah this is when I was in Sweden on a work trip. WHO EVEN KNOWS if I did my days out there? You can’t prove I didn’t. Anyway, to make up for that, here are some assorted photos of what I was getting up to. Maybe you can piece together some sort of exciting adventure story from them.
Basically lots of fun and busyness.
June 5th: Environment Day
I LIVE IN THE ENVIRONMENT LOOOOOLLLLL
June 6th: Yo-Yo Day
YoYo Day! Check out this beauty #richards2016 pic.twitter.com/PpN4DSj6o5
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 6, 2016
Yeah, that’s me with a yo-yo in bed. I often yo-yo in bed. It helps me think.
June 7th: Chocolate Ice Cream Day
Chocolate Ice Cream Day #richards2016 pic.twitter.com/yrnclhK9Rj
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 7, 2016
ANOTHER ONE IN THE BANK.
Someone tried to argue that a Magnum isn’t a chocolate ice cream – it’s actually a vanilla ice cream with a chocolate shell. But NAH, the shell is still ice cream. It’s all ice cream, baby!
June 8th: Best Friends Day
Went out to Pizza Express with some of my best mates! Here is one: Mr Rorey Jones of Atlanta, Georgia.
#selfie pic.twitter.com/UP2mWY2jos
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 8, 2016
I know it says selfie, but just ignore that. It’s obviously not me.
June 9th: Jerky Day
I was a bit of a jerk to people? Like I had a go at my workmate’s t-shirt, when actually I thought it was ok. That kinda thing. A lot of people didn’t notice though???
June 10th: Ball Point Pen Day
It's Ball Point Pen Day, aka the greatest invention that never works #richards2016 pic.twitter.com/EIfls6c1PG
— Richard Cook (@cookywook) June 10, 2016
Seriously, who invented these things? They are literally the worst.
OK THAT’S IT. I think we may have hit a new low over the past fortnight. But I guess that means the only way is UP? Hell yeah baby.
Coming up:
- June 11th: Corn on the Cob Day
- June 12th: Loving Day
- June 13th: Sewing Machine Day
- June 14th: World Blood Donor Day
- June 15th: Smile Power Day
- June 16th: Fresh Veggies Day
- June 17th: Apple Strudel Day
See you in the future!