So I know I ALREADY DID a Christmas edition of ‘get the cookywook look!
(missed it? check it out here dummy ;P)
but since Christmas Day is such a fashion haul, I simply HAD to do another.

So without further a-doh, let’s bring on the

FASHION !!!!!!!!!!*****€€

Yeah, fashion with ten exclamation marks, five christmassy stars, and two EURO signs.

Why the Euro signs? Well, they’re the closest I can find to….

OMG GIANT LOBSTER CLAWS.

I know right.
Someone better write to the head of fashion and let them know it’s pretty much over at this point. Because I think I just WON FASHION FOREVER.

People have said I’m a ‘snappy dresser’ before but I now I literally have the claws to prove it. They’re just the greatest.

Well, they pretty much suck at holding things, picking things up, turning things, using my phone, pressing buttons, or opening things – BUT they’re lobster hands. And that outweighs all other practical considerations.

(And since when has fashion been about being useful anyway, EH???)

Besides, they work just fine for this…

Yeah that’s right! Drinking prosecco from a wine glass because you are a CLASSY GUY WITH LOBSTER CLAWS FOR HANDS.
(Think about it. You can’t spell “class” without c-l-a-w-s!!!!!! Tee hee)

Also lobster is totally what rich people eat all day.
I’m yet to eat lobster WHILE wearing my lobster hands, but when I do I’ll have officially reached PEAK EXCELLENCE.

But enough about me. Let’s talk about youuuuu <3<3<3

How to get the cookywook look:

GIANT LOBSTER CLAWS: Firebox (£24.99)
JUMPER: Xmas Present
JEANS: Topman (£30)

HAIR: Boots – Black and White Pluko Hair Dressing Pomade (£4.65)
MAKEUP: None!

Thanks for reading! I hope you had a great Christmas and Santa CLAWS (omg!) brought you everything you wanted.

LOVE YA LOBSTER TIME

X O X O