Hello fashionistas! (And fashionMISTAS!)

That’s right, I’m back! With even more….

FASHION !!!!!!!!!!*****

Yes, fashion with ten exclamation marks and five Christmassy stars!

The last blog was supposed to be a one-off really. But I just couldn’t help myself. I know, I’m just SO random!!!

So LET’S GET TO IT :{p (that’s a smiley with a moustache, btw!)

Richard, what are you wearing this Christmas?

Wow, thanks for asking! Again! Aren’t you just a darling?

Well, it just so happened to be my work Christmas party this week. And being a dedicated follower of fashion I obviously had to go all out. Here’s the outfit I settled on:

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

The theme of the party was burlesque, and the dress code was stated as “as decadent & debauched as you dare.” So what choice did I have but to go for a classic red velvet blazer and buttoned up top look? That’s right, none!

Most people just opted for suits and ties, of course. YAWN! :O
It doesn’t hurt to be original, people. (‘Fashion original’, not ‘Islamic State original’, of course!)

But I know what you all really wanna see.

Time for my close-up…

 #smoldering

Yeah, I grew my beard out a little for the sophisticated stubble look.
And the shirt’s got spots on it. Just to add some character 🙂

I got my HAIR cut a few days before at Peppy’s barbers on East Road. They did a great job of thinning the top out without losing much of the length. Swept over to the side, I think it came out PERFECT.

Unfortunately, I forgot to take any other photos. So you can’t see my trousers, socks, or shoes. But they looked GLAM AS HELL I assure you.

To the important bit, then…

How to get the cookywook look:

BURGUNDY AND GOLD PIN DOT VELVET SKINNY FIT BLAZER: Topman (£85)
SHIRT: H&M (£9.99)

HAIR: Boots – Black and White Pluko Hair Dressing Pomade (£4.65)
MAKEUP: None!

Thanks for reading. Who knows, maybe I’ll do EVEN MORE of these next year :{o

LOVE YA OH SO MUCH

X O X O