So this happened:
After the unnecessariness that was Nativity 2: Danger in the Manger they went ahead anyway and made a Nativity 3. And they called it “Dude, where’s my donkey?!” Because of course they did.
And this got me thinking: where does it all end?
So without further ado, here are my proposed titles for continued entries in this family-favourite series:
Nativity 4: Back Inn Time
Nativity 5: Bethlehem Drift
Nativity 6: Gold, Frankincense, and Mayhem!
Nativity 7: Return of the King
Nativity 8: Three Wise Men and a Baby
Nativity 9: Baby’s Day Out
Nativity 10: Dude, where IS my donkey?!
Nativity 11: While Shepherds Washed Their Socks
Nativity 12: Lemme See Dat Ass
Nativity 13: No Way! In A Manger
Nativity 14: Holy Moly!
Nativity 15: Gabriel’s Angels
Nativity 16: Heavens Above!
Nativity 17: Electric Jesus Boogaloo
Nativity 18: Wise Men Can’t Jump
Nativity 19: Nativity Forever
Forever and ever. Amen.