So didn’t get anything into this week’s Newsjack again. Which is fine.
My only noteworthy submission was a sketch about the new Frozen film. It’s pretty ambitious, but I can see why it wasn’t used.
FROZEN 2
1. INTRO: Entertainment news, and Disney has announced plans to produce
a sequel to the hit animated film Frozen. A story about two sisters,
one of whom has magical powers, the original film has driven
droves of parents insane thanks to its repetitive catchy songs.
We’re lucky enough to have a sneak preview of some of the
newest songs that will feature in the upcoming sequel. Warning:
you may want to cover the ears of any young children present.
2. MUSIC: (Do you wanna build a snowman?)
3. SINGER: Do you wanna watch a sequel?
And rewatch it every day?
Never do anything else
But sing these songs over and over
And driving parents insaaaaane.
You used to be happy with Teletubbies
Or In the Night Garden
And that was absolutely fiiiine
Do you wanna watch a sequel?
I don’t really wanna a sequel.
Ok, fine…
4. MUSIC (Let it go)
5. SINGER Don’t go the cinema, don’t let them see
There’s probably something better on CBBC!
Don’t tell the kids, oh no it’s too late!
Oh god, now they now!
They won’t let it go, let it go,
There’ll be no holding back anymore,
Every day and every night
You’ll be singing this until Frozen 4!
6. END
Hi CookyWook. I have been the following of your blog for some time and i very enjoy this especially the most recent blogs about your rejected sketches. I am sad that your funny writing is rejected every time but maybe i can some help with offer you funny sketches of mine own.
*Two cows are in the green field eating the grass*
Cow 1: “what is brown and sticky”
Cow 2: “OH MY GOD A TALKING COW”
Cow 1: “I am not sure about God’s ethnicity but i am sure he is not sticky”
Cow 2: “what if we have offend God by calling him sticky”
Cow 1: “maybe we prey to sticky god, prey he not make us into burgers”
Cow 2: “or we should moove field, it would be misteak not to and the consequences could be udderly patastrophic”
This joke has pun in the last line, is where the laugh comes from. I will explain just the words i used to do this pun.
‘moove’ is like moo, because cows say moo
‘misteak’ because you can have a steak out from a cow
‘udderly’ this one is because cows have an udder for milking
‘patastrophic’ because a cow feces is referred to as a cow pat
Thank you for your time
Paolo
Paolo, this is excellent. Thanks very much.